Why we do this paper the old-fashioned way
London has had erotic massage salons since the 1970s, but the listings world has been dominated by spammy, comma-stuffed directories that recycle the same five photos and the same six adjectives. We started this paper because we believed sensual London deserved better.
Each salon in the roster is verified at a real address, with a real phone number, by a member of the editorial team. We don't take commissions. We don't auto-publish anything. And we don't list venues that operate from anonymous hotel rooms or Telegram numbers. If the price you book is not the price you pay, we'll hear about it — and we'll un-list.
That's the whole policy. Welcome to Erotic & Massage London.